swrve pants saved my life

got this e-mail this morning. don’t try this at home. results may vary.

I just had a near death experience yesterday and my swrve pants saved my hide.
Me and a buddy set out to do some snow shoeing at the Indiana dunes State Park which is situated on the coast of Lake Michigan in Northwest Indiana. Like fools we ignored the shelf ice warning and went to take a look at the lake. The ice yawned open and I plunged into the water and miraculously clawed my way out of the hole . Soaked and bruised I apologized to my friend thinking we would have to return to the train station. Then I realized, strangely, I actually didn’t feel that cold and tried some romping in the snow,  this time away from the ice in the interior of the park. I stayed outside  for four hours, the pants having dried, and had a great day away from Chicago in nature. Thanks swrve, you were my life preserver!
cheers,
Jonathan